December 2011
That moment in Ninja Assassin when that white guy...
asphyxiated-hobo:
The people in the theater are like:
And you’re like:
^THIS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THIS COMPLETELY.
me: i'm going out
mum: okay, who with?
me: friends
mum: what are they called? where are you going? what are you doing? where do they live? how many are there? what are their favourite colours? hobbies? pet names?
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
A lot of Awkward Moments, There. →
eskione:
That awkward moment when Mary used to wear a scarf on her head and wore long clothing, like Muslim women do.
That awkward moment when Jesus had a beard and wore a ‘robe’ like Muslim men do.
That awkward moment when Muslim women are ‘oppressed’.
That awkward moment when that makes Mary oppressed (?)
That awkward moment when Muslims actually follow Mary and Jesus unlike what most...
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happysunnydays:
nevershoutneverforeverandever:
zucchera:
werestuckinthemoment:
abouttimesomebody-:
This is brilliant
I CAN’T EVEN XD
OHMY GOOOOOOOOD O:
hgdskjaslhdah
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS. ♥
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Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your...
“Most couples express their love by saying “I’ll be with you until death do us...”
“So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we’ll never know...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower: Stephen Chbosky (via very-thin)
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Me: I guess I should start my homework.
1 hour later
Me: I guess I should start my homework.
Anti-Rape Condom: The Rape-Axe
did-you-kno:
The device, known as The Rape-Axe, is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing microscopic barbs that would be worn by a woman in her vagina like a tampon. If an attacker were to attempt vaginal rape, their penis would enter the latex sheath and be snagged by the barbs, causing the attacker pain during withdrawal and (ideally) giving the victim time to...
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“I’ve been homesick for countries I’ve never been, and longed to be where I...”
– John Cheever (via stephanievento)
GPOY
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